Team Cream

Steve Aoki is coming to Celebrities Nightclub this Friday. If nobody is getting me a ticket, I’m prepared to pay for one, because Pillowface and his Airplane Chronicles is a dope album, one which i always tell myself i am going to do a review of, but then i come down. Seriously though it’s good while working out, on weed, speedwalking, or sexy mirror-dancing. But only will his music truly be put to the test this Friday, when I simultaneously perform these actions while in a club full of fucking idiots, including LA’s answer to anybody that takes pictures and has a webpage in Vancouver, Mark “The Cobrasnake”. This dude is apparently like, the it-girl maker or something, and where he’s from, facebook doesn’t even begin to skim the surface of Media. In fact most Americans don’t even know what it is. I heard the roads that connect each night club are paved in crack cocaine. In conclusion, I predict I will be Cobrasnakes new muse, wheelbarrow me home after the night ends, I live right behind the hospital, but don’t let that distract you. Also I like Uffie.

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nice fucking gloves