Best T-Shirts Ever – Pemberton Edition

August 19, 2008 at 9:37 pm | In cool thing, fashion | 9 Comments
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I meant to gush earlier, but after the mandatory and grueling task of upolading the Pemberton Fest Fuckery Flicks to Facebook, these pics, which I had meant to set aside for the blog had become carelessly discarded to LaCie’s external abyss. But! (Huzzah?) I have recovered them for hopes of finding the apple of my eye, the young man’s “A to Z’s of Rap” T Shirt, for which I had offered him all the cash in my fanny (hey!) in exchange. Alas, the boy sensed the desperation in my dilated pupils, and wouldn’t succumb to my attractive charms offer. He claimed to have gotten it in Calgary at “The Rock Shop”, who I have contacted, to no avail.  From their website, it appears to be an electric guitar dealership. Not fly. EBay pulled through with the print in question as a poster (!) But I really just wanna walk it out. (Rap’s new W?) Hmmm… now i’m getting some ideas.

More Cowbell! This Juxtaposition was brought to you by the Citizens of Pemberton.

I looked for this one in town but they only had faux-Heineken label Pembie shirts. Blech.

Aright I’ll give this one a try…FauxHoMoFo…. And Miss On n On Badu know what time it is.

Deere God! Another Citizens of Pemberton moment. Yes they all have their own numbers.

East Van was in the house REPresenting Greece and Grease…

And this one’s the farthest thing from a T-Shirt, but OhhhhhWeee, hey boys?

So, Which one’s your favorite?

Hey guys, I just got the memo…

August 18, 2008 at 10:55 pm | In this is so gangsta | 1 Comment
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I’m always weary of posting youtube clips I stumble across; since I don’t freak it on the daily (the search is both aimless and perpetual, I would never leave my house), I fear being the last one to know about the gut-busting phenomenon that happened that one week. So after a few clicks of investigation, my initial delight was soured by the fact that this gem came out in like April and already has an a-milli remix, and pseudo-response raps in the guise of Eli. So if you don’t know, now you knowwwww (you’re welcome). And if you knew about this, well, what the heck guys?

ROFL LITERALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (DIPSET DIPSET!)

We might win some, but we just lost two…

August 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm | In from le heart, this is so gangsta | Leave a Comment
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The world has lost yet another inspiring entertainer this weekend. And man, I know i’m not the only one that’s getting sick of learning about recent deaths via facebook statuses. Do me a favor friends, when I go out, please don’t reduce your e-sympathies to a blip on a social networking website. I hereby am at least expecting one of you bad-Shut Yo Mouths to rent out a webpage for a month in dedication to me if we’ve so much as gotten hammed together. Yeah, yeah, i know thats asking a lot of about half of downtown, but there’s only so much facebook induced apathy I can absorb before I become completely numb.

Here’s something to warm you up, do yourself a favor and invite a sexy friend over and half shut your macbooks for this’un.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/16851564708238e5/

SAMPLOLOGY-The Isaac Hayes Chapter
SAMPLOLOGY mixtape series, mixed by DJ Parler, is a compilation of music & the original songs that inspired them. Connecting the dots between your favorite Hip Hop/R&B tracks and the classic hard-to-find gems, each chapter highlights a select artist, producer or genre.

Tracklisting:
“Theme From Shaft” – Isaac Hayes
“Reservoir Dogs” – Jay-Z ft The Lox, Beanie Sigel & Sauce Money
“Hung Up On My Baby” – Isaac Hayes
“My Mind Playin’ Tricks On Me” – Geto Boys
“Gangster, Gangster” – Styles P ft Jadakiss & Sheek Louch
“Ike’s Mood” – Isaac Hayes
“I Love You” Remix – Mary J. Blige ft Smif-N-Wessun
“Walk On By” – Isaac Hayes
“I Can’t Go To Sleep” – Wu-Tang Clan ft Isaac Hayes
“Can I Live” – Jay-Z
“The Look Of Love” – Isaac Hayes
“A Few More Kisses To Go” – Isaac Hayes
“Tonight’s Da Night” – Redman
“Ellie’s Love Theme” – Isaac Hayes
“The Wickedest Freestyle” – The Notorious BIG
“Bumpy’s Lament” – Isaac Hayes
“Back At You” – Mobb Deep
“Hyperbolicsyllabicseequedalymystic” – Isaac Hayes
“Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos” – Public Enemy
“Do Your Thing” – Isaac Hayes
“Breakthrough” – Isaac Hayes
“Joy” – Isaac Hayes
“Never Can Say Goodbye” – Isaac Hayes

Just a side note, I was just thinking about how that (yeah cut n paste)Hyperbolicsyllabicseequedalymystic song came on at my work on friday on our satellite radio (Souuuuultownnn!) and I caught the sample and ran up to check the name of the song on the little satellite box screen and i made a joke aloud to myself about how it was way too long to wait for the scroll and try to pronounce, but in the midst of all the friday bullshit at work i still really felt the track enough to run up and check it out and was like “oh shit shaft is the man”… I’m glad he got in my brain for a minute there before he peaced the next day.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac (We Don’t Understand!)

August 9, 2008 at 6:25 pm | In from le heart | 1 Comment
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Somewhere in the city, Cherchez is doing her best Def Comedy Renditions and shedding a tear, like so many Bernie Mac has brought to this world.

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A Day in the Life (Doing the things that are unnecessary)

August 7, 2008 at 2:41 am | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
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1. Sell your loft bed to a young lesbian couple. [ikea is gay, but they sell beer in the caf.]

2. Buy almonds (everyday) with a rockstar BURNER.

3. Invite friends to newly empty bachelor suite.

4. Yes, it’s hot but sweeten the deal with promises of hash and Mongolian Grill.

4.1 Listen to R. Kelly and the Carter 3 SESSIONS.

5. Attend that NEW NEW downtown shiiiiiiii… sip 12 dollar doubles with a chip on your shoulder only to peace out for promises of 24hr bars (of the nanaimo variety) with your sketchy ride home.

6. Day olds (they always are, at least) are much tastier after the clerk has his back turned.

7. Return home to a spacious, yet bedless home to enjoy the ethnic (re:yugoslavian/mongolian fusion) food your friend has so unknowingly and graciously left behind [ps. UGHHH 2 many noodles, buddy.]

8. Thank your higher power you are a mere mortal, and do not have to adhere to the stick twirling standards of Wizard life.

Now where am I supposed to sleep?

Ephin rents Yacht, Rap Ensues.

August 6, 2008 at 12:50 am | In cool thing, fashion, now DANCE | Leave a Comment
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If you attended a club this year on the water, okay that’s cool, you can check that off the “Fun Shit to Do This Summer” list, but if you’re still waiting for that jam, Ephin Apparel is hosting a crazy party to launch their Fall ‘08 line, featuring live performances by Caspian (that g-g-g-g-guyyyyyyy!), Joey Stylez (Cree Uniiiiiiiiit!), Snak the Ripper (he keep sayin he don’t luhh them hoes), and NaRai (hate it or lunge it). If you don’t like to throw your hands up in the ay-urrrrr, there also will be live Ass Motivation courtesy of DJ’S Marvel, Neoteric, and Rhek. There will be booze for those who don’t puke on my [heels?] and BBQ for those who [eat?]

The Jumpoff is 8PM SHARP at Plaza of Nations on Friday, August 15th. Cruise lasts till 11PM.

Get your tickets for $30 from the following pimps:

778-233-6193 Snak

778-773-1875 – Brittany

778-773-4987 – Ryan

604-290-4958 – Heera

778-549-4264 – Mel

604-957-9102 – Ephin Apparel Store

and myself 604-603-1870

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