Team Cream

Yeah, your Dad was cool. He played by his own rules. A true rebel without a purpose. Fatherhood? Pussy Shit. Home to make you dinner? Fuck that. Ain’t no curfews in the Canadian Club. Your Dad will come home when he  damn well feels like it. That’s right. When the drunk tank lets him out on Monday, you can count on his ass to pass out on the floor. And you better believe a true Rye drinker don’t clean up after himself. Your pops was a party animal, not unlike the rockstars he’s idolized, and rightfully deserves fans. So join the Club. AA? Anonymity is for insecure little bitches. The new year is all about 2 things: Taking your greatest weakness as a human being and PIMPING IT (read:loved ones-sooo under your thumb) and Facebook. So BUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT and join the official Fan Page for Canadian Club on Facebook. Alcoholics Ambiguous in 2009! Your dad would be proud.