Team Cream

I checked out a Def Christmas Comedy Jam at Blastramp’s night at The Bourbon last night featuring live sketches and films by a few comedy crews that are killing it in Vancouver lately such as Manhussy and Bronx Cheer. I seen most of those dudes before, and they performed as expected with the raw method and manner of celebrated comedy greats such as Robin Williams or the dude who used to post up in front of Starbucks downtown with his incoherent puppet show… except more sad, and with self induced eggnog vomiting. The best part of the show for me was a 97-year-old nympho who assaulted not only her own vagina, but other vagina’s in the audience verbally, with the help of fresh baked genitalia gingerbread and accompanying comments like, “Here, you look like you’re familiar with that position” (While handing a blow job cookie to a lucky lass). A sketch about an instrument which turns your farts into mood music for various occasions also put the cherry on top for me, solidifying I have the sense of humour of a 9 year old. So before they burn out or spiral uncontrollably into a depressing world of orgies, overconsumption of luxe high cholesterol foods (reindeer is in high demand) and self arson while smoking emeralds out of crack pipes, catch these funny young things while they’re still creative, fresh faced tranny bangers.