This Sunday, come shake off all that gravy at The Modern with T Dot’s Tom Wrecks, and our favorite locals Neoteric, DJ Seko, and Kutcorners!

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Party till 3!

Kors is on the ill accessories tip this year.

Dj Spider is coming to the Modern this Friday to spin with myself and Sam Demoe! I’m slangin tickets so get at me early cause it’s gonna be a packed house. Dude kills it, as Lil Jon can attest (weird)!

KINDA LYK A BIG RAVE, BUT MY BABY BOTTLE WILL STILL BE FILLED WITH SIZZURP.

Rinse dat shit and shake it to the Modern this Friday! Almost Famous is bringing Egyptrixx (T.O.) out to bless tha flo with his brand of  electro house dubness whatevawhatevs for yo azzzzzz… his EP “All that Jelly” is ILL, someone relevant actually used “cyborg sound-image of a diva trapped in a pitch-bending hall of mirrors, over oozing slugs of 4×4 bass” to describe it, which is apt cause the shit hits all over the musical map, without any stops for gas. OH HAI I CAN DESCRIBE TOO! and look at the sleeve!

If u listen to this track from start to finish, this is a pretty good summary of what you’re in for on Friday. RANGE LIKE WHOA

And if that’s not a good enough reason to come out this Friday, the don ERNOLD SANE will also be in the house, and if you don’t know, now you knowwwwww, here’s his Pon de Floor remix, which everybody likes OK-K-KAAAAAAAAY

and if that’s not good enough for you, YA GIRL DECEMBER FURCOAT AIN’T GOT NO LUHHHH FOR HAYYYTERRRRRS

I’m djing this thursday at the Media Club for sexy tatted up girls, regular hoes, my bitches (TEAM CREAM Y’ALL) and my best friend Snak the Ripper!!!! Come have a shot of Jager on me!*

*on someone else