This Sunday, come shake off all that gravy at The Modern with T Dot’s Tom Wrecks, and our favorite locals Neoteric, DJ Seko, and Kutcorners!

Brought to you by Danse Contact, The Hastings Set, KillahBeez, and The Good Life

Party till 3!

After the Know?Show afterparty at the Bourbon with Pheonix slayer DJ Fashen, everybody and their nanas (Fashen included) mobbed over to Republic where DJ Cherchez repped us hard, both in the loft AND the patio…and was graced with a surprise set to rock and rave us into the early mawnin by Fools’ Gold and Ottawa’s own Jokers of the Scene. DJ Booth and Chameleonic brought their brand of “Hoser House” to Fastlife on Thursday, and made themselves a superfan out of a rap stickler. And jacked my swag while they were at it. Only a select few get to try on my Cazals upon introduction…

If you attended a club this year on the water, okay that’s cool, you can check that off the “Fun Shit to Do This Summer” list, but if you’re still waiting for that jam, Ephin Apparel is hosting a crazy party to launch their Fall ‘08 line, featuring live performances by Caspian (that g-g-g-g-guyyyyyyy!), Joey Stylez (Cree Uniiiiiiiiit!), Snak the Ripper (he keep sayin he don’t luhh them hoes), and NaRai (hate it or lunge it). If you don’t like to throw your hands up in the ay-urrrrr, there also will be live Ass Motivation courtesy of DJ’S Marvel, Neoteric, and Rhek. There will be booze for those who don’t puke on my [heels?] and BBQ for those who [eat?]

The Jumpoff is 8PM SHARP at Plaza of Nations on Friday, August 15th. Cruise lasts till 11PM.

Get your tickets for $30 from the following pimps:

778-233-6193 Snak

778-773-1875 – Brittany

778-773-4987 – Ryan

604-290-4958 – Heera

778-549-4264 – Mel

604-957-9102 – Ephin Apparel Store

and myself 604-603-1870